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# Get his girlfriends number,
Free blow jobs, THEN sell him the belt!

The profit will mean you can get lots of cheap whores for more blow jobs!

everyone's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# in conclusion
blowjobs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Give us the item number, we can all ghost bid on it and send it through the roof!
And money can't buy a good blow job......

Well it can, but there's a chance of infection from the old aids.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Plus, you won't need a belt
because you'll spend most of your time with your trousers around your ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# suspenders are handy, you pull your pants down to your knees and spread your legs,
when shes done you stand you and NOIG! instant pantage.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# make sure you tuck in first though,
nothing worse than having a bollock pushed into your belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)