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# Strange Ebay offer
I probably should of ingnored it but I have entered into a deal with this man.

(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# What sort of belt was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# does that mean
now you have the belt.. his girlfriend will go down on you?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Get his girlfriends number,
Free blow jobs, THEN sell him the belt!

The profit will mean you can get lots of cheap whores for more blow jobs!

everyone's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# in conclusion
blowjobs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Give us the item number, we can all ghost bid on it and send it through the roof!
And money can't buy a good blow job......

Well it can, but there's a chance of infection from the old aids.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Plus, you won't need a belt
because you'll spend most of your time with your trousers around your ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# suspenders are handy, you pull your pants down to your knees and spread your legs,
when shes done you stand you and NOIG! instant pantage.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# make sure you tuck in first though,
nothing worse than having a bollock pushed into your belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Oh don't you know?
Girls get really fucking wet over leather belts. How do you think I've pulled in the past?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# spiked drinks? cold hard cash? hypnosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Nope, just the traditional aphrodisiac that IS, the leather belt.
As soon as birds eye that, they can't resist.

(also, the first thing I saw then was the word 'spiked', and instantly thought of kinky S&M clothing.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Bushy tail ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# You know one girl I had a fling with thought my whole furry fandom was adorable.
How? Psh, now you're asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I can imagine finding it endearing, up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Well I much prefer the style, not the outlandish porn furries are ostracized for.
You know, like giant purple rottweilers and tentacle horse cocks or some other nightmarish Lovecraftian nightmare.

Nah, I hate all that shit, I just like the concept of furries, like in Grandville.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandville_%28comics%29
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# that comic looks funky
and I will endeavour to find me it FORTH WIDTH
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# relist it...
see how much he'll pay :)
(oxygenthief, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# LOL INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# what other powers does this belt possess?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# The Belts Powers
The belt turns your semen to sequins and your balls to baubles.
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Leather belt AAAUUGGH
4 strength 4 stam, I don't doubt.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)