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# 17 Aftershocks? 17??? Are you composed entirely of liver?
And does Hooch still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# i was MUCH fatter back then
i could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.
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# Wait..
It wasn't your dad, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# my dad's not quite that ugly
and he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks
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# "are you composed entirely of liver?"
I think I might say that to people at random, and see what the result is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# my guess would be a stay in a padded room
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# the walls are so soft
but even they tell me to kill, too.

Hahaha! What silly walls!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Why are the voices always to violent?
Why do they never tell people to stay home and bake a nice cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# because they want you locked up
where they can talk to you in peace
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# it's because the violent voices stab them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)