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# Ok, so the animals would have to stand shoulder to shoulder. I'm sure I remember he was at sea for over 100 days - where the hell would he keep all the food for the animals?
And that is aside from all the other logistical flaws in the plot line.

Someone really should have proof-read the bible before they published it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Why bother to check that it makes sense
when the credulous will just lap it up anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Why check and point out the flaws? Because the credulous either try to push that crap onto others, use it to influence public opinion leading to terrible consequences, or use it as an excuse to go blow themselves up taking innocents with them...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# whatever,
I just wouldn't want to go and watch a zombie movie with you people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# But the producers don't usually insist that Zombie movies are infallible documentaries of real events, so I take them as a bit of fun
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# One can only imagine what the producers of the bible would say to all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# If you knew the story of the Manna it might explain it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Oh yeah, and there was this miraculous food from heaven, but we just didn't bother to mention it this time
not like that other time, when it was a miracle and a really big deal and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# conveniently,
you don't have to poo when you eat Manna. Which would certainly have been a boon in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's got to be painful
when you do go back onto solids.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I gather there were complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# a magic fungus given to the people by God from the sky?
Uh-huh. 9 out of 10 tigers can't tell the difference between Manna™ and the leading brand of real meat
It's GREEEEAAAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Manna is actually a holy form of Frosties.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I remember someone telling me how he had to shovel tons and tons of shit over the side on a daily basis
but never realised he was going round and round in circles until this massive mound of crap broke the surface in the middle of the vast ocean.

Then three and a half thousand years later, along comes Columbus and sticks a flag in it...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hahhaha! There may be no picture, but I'm *clicking* this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)