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# was thinking about posting this in the forthcoming compo
but i can't be bothered to wait and it doesn't really fit anyway, not that that's ever stopped me before



also, the water company have decided they're not going to bill me for any water until a couple of weeks time when they've fitted the water meter in my new house. is there anything irresponsible/creative that i could do with lots of free water?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Flood your neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Drown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# *snort*
...i mean,
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# /talk is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# talk to me i'm the only nice one
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# so who are the biggest cunts on /talk?
i occasionally venture but i have no idea who anyone is

i want to make sure all my prejudices are justified
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# stick with me and you'll be alright
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# to be honest it's not all that bad
and most of them are alright.
obviously, if you behave like a dick, or say especially stupid shit, then they'll just tear you a new one.
nobody likes mortal wombat apparently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# that's a lie
i quite like me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# sorry, that was a unfair
almost nobody likes mortal wombat, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# better. thanx
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Oh, bugger. Too nice for /talk, too orrible for /board.
If I buy a wig and some skinny jeans, will I be allowed onto 4chan, d'you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# if you like having sex with toddlers, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# sorry to say it, but it may be links for you then
or dare i say..... off topic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Given some sterling service to /links over the last day or two, eg:
www.b3ta.com/links/697266

www.b3ta.com/links/697465

Plus the Newsnight/Bagpuss one that's up there at the minute.

Off topic? *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# fill your pool?
fill every container you can find, just in case you don't currently have a pool, but plan to get one in the future
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# ah this sounds good
in all fairness filling every contained could be useful for watering the garden.

a pool would surely be a pain to keep cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# how, so?
it's full of water so the job's pretty much done anyway.
add some fairy liquid and you're set
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)
# well i now have 2 trees in my garden
2 fucking trees. my own trees. my very own trees, all mine.

but their are deciduous, being sycamores, so they'll drop all sorts of shit into the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# but i do like the idea of a massive fuck-off bubble bath
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# ah, i had an apple tree that used to drop apples all over my garden
i hated them, but loved the tree. So i put up with it.
i did learn that using the lawn mower as a hoover doesn't really work and the remains of apples attracts wasps and bees
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# scrub scrub scrub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# build a waterwheel and charge up some fucking big batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)
# what-a-wheel-y good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# don't you just hate it when you realise that you're starting to sound like your own dad
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# do you have a pond?
might be a good time to re-line it.

i love being on a fixed water rate, which mean i have a thick lush lawn without fear of the cost

and i can top up the pond as well.

and take long showers, mind you i have to pay the elevated gas prices for heating the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# also WOO!
for Andrew McDavies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Fluffy and Furtive and McDavies, oh my.
 
and some dirty stinking tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)