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# wondrous as always, you marvellous moustachioed fish-eater!
this week i have a birthday party, a funeral and a wedding. i shall be mostly drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# say hi to Hugh Grant for me
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's a week and a half!
It was my grandad's funeral a year ago today. Said I didn't want to go to another, but I know I'll most likely have to D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# that's the problem with having a massive family
they're always doing something that needs commemorating with booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I guess there's no problem with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# next week
i shall be swerving my aunt's 60th birthday party to go to the wedding of my sister-in-law's eldest. this is because my cousin is an unstable ball of mental fury and spite, who has developed a hatred of me that i find quite refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Mm, does sounds rather dodgy... if I had to choose, I'd go to the wedding too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# i've learned from another relative
that if i go to the birthday party, bitch cousin will refuse to go and will not let her son, the birthday girl's only grandchild, go to the party either. she's using this same tactic to get quite a few people uninvited. that's going to be a very quiet party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Fucking hell, that sounds dire.
Doesn't sound like it'd be nearly as good as the wedding, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# yep
plus, i'll get a lift home from the wedding, too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Nicely, so you can get as pissed as you want :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# that's the plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Oi oi Smash :)
I have a funeral... just the one, although 3 people I know died last week O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
# they're dropping like flies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)