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# jammy madam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It's Friday Smashy, why no booze for you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# no money
i could do with some, i'm positively livid!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Aww pity you don't live in Sheffield I'd have bought load for you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# i need to get drunk and hit somebody very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Can you hit the bloke who tried to jump on my bus by opening the emergency doors as I was pulling out into traffic
and I had to kick him off the bus only to have him confront me when I was leaving work - I would pay you in any number of booze if you could make a decent job of turning his face to mush.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# well, i've just cut my nails off
so i can make a pretty decent fist. also, if i channel the anger i'm feeling right now, i could turn his face into a jackson pollock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Is there no solution to your booze crisis Smashy I'd hate to think you would have a dry Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# it would involve spending the christmas money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# No relatives you could tap for a loan?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no
the parents are off to spain on monday, so they've converted all their money into euros
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Did you get the police onto the nutter?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# no he was just a drunk tosser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Run him over mext time....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)