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# now this, I'd like to see Blue Peter make!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I've got a blue peter.
I'm starting to think that that rubber band suggestion wasn't such a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 4 hours max!
how long have you been going now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Erm ... a couple of weeks ...
Is that bad, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# noooooo
you'll be fine.

but maybe take it off in the next few minutes eh.


You could always dress it as a smurf anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Yes - the solidified yellow stuff that started weeping from it a few days ago would make a perfect hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# and that smell!
just like a Belgian forest glade!


*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's more like pasta and mushrooms.
But it looks like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# it even has bright blue veins
oh no, my mistake. Those are in what's left of the shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# you have a PVC orchestra strapped to your cock?
well i never
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I bet you did, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# i don't have a cock
but if i did, i would ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# A boy without a winkle?! Heavens be praised! It's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# silly...i'm a lady
ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

0.0
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# are you real?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/internet-misogynists-given-chance-to-meet-a-woman-201111164545/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# yes i am
and i'm happy to meet up with any internet mysogynists ....They can pop round to my amply stocked with hammers trouncing shed, between the hours of 6 and 9 pm
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# *checks diary*
damn - I'll be in a layby of the A4 around then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# oh in that case i'll just lounge around a bit in my underpants
fondling a python until someone else turns up
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Sounds like what the men do here
on the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No you're not. Ladies don't exist on the internets.
It's SCIENCE, and you can't argue with SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# but but...but...i'm a lady Scientist too
*argues with peer group*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Lies on the internet.
Rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)