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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# but, but, that's a turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# lady penelope's not a Tracey
what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# this
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Tortoise
And it's also singularly useless at putting that fire out.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# yeah, didn't pay attention to the feet
but you're right on both accounts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# he's had extensive Thunderlizard training
and access to a big hose pipe made by Brains

so I think you'll find you are wrong :P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I do apologise
*stares at pic waiting for big hose denouement*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# he'll take a few days to get there
so i'd come back later if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# meanwhile have one of the rapid response unit members
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I assumed that it was they who had started the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# that's a well dressed lizard
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# He'd do well at Deri-Air
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# now this, I'd like to see Blue Peter make!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I've got a blue peter.
I'm starting to think that that rubber band suggestion wasn't such a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 4 hours max!
how long have you been going now?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Erm ... a couple of weeks ...
Is that bad, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# noooooo
you'll be fine.

but maybe take it off in the next few minutes eh.


You could always dress it as a smurf anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Yes - the solidified yellow stuff that started weeping from it a few days ago would make a perfect hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# and that smell!
just like a Belgian forest glade!


*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's more like pasta and mushrooms.
But it looks like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# it even has bright blue veins
oh no, my mistake. Those are in what's left of the shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# you have a PVC orchestra strapped to your cock?
well i never
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I bet you did, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# i don't have a cock
but if i did, i would ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# A boy without a winkle?! Heavens be praised! It's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# silly...i'm a lady
ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

0.0
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# are you real?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/internet-misogynists-given-chance-to-meet-a-woman-201111164545/
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# yes i am
and i'm happy to meet up with any internet mysogynists ....They can pop round to my amply stocked with hammers trouncing shed, between the hours of 6 and 9 pm
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# *checks diary*
damn - I'll be in a layby of the A4 around then
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# oh in that case i'll just lounge around a bit in my underpants
fondling a python until someone else turns up
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Sounds like what the men do here
on the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No you're not. Ladies don't exist on the internets.
It's SCIENCE, and you can't argue with SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# but but...but...i'm a lady Scientist too
*argues with peer group*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Lies on the internet.
Rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# The tortoise's expression makes this even better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# haha
saw brother Liam last night with Beady Eye. Fantastic show!

www.thehippymafia.com/ supporting were great too
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Good night then sir?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# it was indeed
made extra special by the sheer number of middle aged blokes who had Liam Gallagher haircuts and coats!

And the pissed little shit in front of me who didn't like me shoving him forward for invading my space who took a while to realise that I was literally twice his size!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
I trust you 'cunted him in teh fuck'? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)
# hehe, I really wanted to
but being sober, I realised what the consequences might be.

Ultimately he almost fell over, spilled his remaining beer over his legs and his made dragged him off
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Oh Christ.
I thought it was only Jo Whiley who thought any of the Gallaghers were still relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# hey - I never got to see Oasis at their height
so I pretended that I was doing that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)
# that tortoise's head is excellent
and should be 'shopped on to more things. Preferably with hats.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Haha... brilliant...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)