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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:09,
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but, but, that's a turtle!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12,
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lady penelope's not a Tracey
what's your point?
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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this
*points*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Tortoise
And it's also singularly useless at putting that fire out.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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yeah, didn't pay attention to the feet
but you're right on both accounts
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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he's had extensive Thunderlizard training
and access to a big hose pipe made by Brains so I think you'll find you are wrong :P
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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I do apologise
*stares at pic waiting for big hose denouement*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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he'll take a few days to get there
so i'd come back later if i were you
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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meanwhile have one of the rapid response unit members
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:56,
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I assumed that it was they who had started the fire.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24,
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that's a well dressed lizard
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shiro_kuma ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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He'd do well at Deri-Air
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:15,
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now this, I'd like to see Blue Peter make!
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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I've got a blue peter.
I'm starting to think that that rubber band suggestion wasn't such a good idea.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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4 hours max!
how long have you been going now?
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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Erm ... a couple of weeks ...
Is that bad, then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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noooooo
you'll be fine. but maybe take it off in the next few minutes eh. You could always dress it as a smurf anyway
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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Yes - the solidified yellow stuff that started weeping from it a few days ago would make a perfect hat!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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and that smell!
just like a Belgian forest glade! *spews*
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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It's more like pasta and mushrooms.
But it looks like cheese.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14,
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it even has bright blue veins
oh no, my mistake. Those are in what's left of the shaft
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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you have a PVC orchestra strapped to your cock?
well i never
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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I bet you did, you know.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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i don't have a cock
but if i did, i would ;D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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A boy without a winkle?! Heavens be praised! It's a miracle!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14,
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silly...i'm a lady
ON THE INTERNET!!!!!! 0.0
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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are you real?
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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yes i am
and i'm happy to meet up with any internet mysogynists ....They can pop round to my amply stocked with hammers trouncing shed, between the hours of 6 and 9 pm
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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*checks diary*
damn - I'll be in a layby of the A4 around then
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:12,
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oh in that case i'll just lounge around a bit in my underpants
fondling a python until someone else turns up
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39,
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Sounds like what the men do here
on the gayshift
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:52,
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No you're not. Ladies don't exist on the internets.
It's SCIENCE, and you can't argue with SCIENCE.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41,
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but but...but...i'm a lady Scientist too
*argues with peer group*
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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Lies on the internet.
Rolf.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24,
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The tortoise's expression makes this even better
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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Hahahahahahahaha!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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hahaha
spot on :D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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haha
saw brother Liam last night with Beady Eye. Fantastic show!www.thehippymafia.com/ supporting were great too
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Good night then sir?
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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it was indeed
made extra special by the sheer number of middle aged blokes who had Liam Gallagher haircuts and coats! And the pissed little shit in front of me who didn't like me shoving him forward for invading my space who took a while to realise that I was literally twice his size!
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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Hahahahahahahaha
I trust you 'cunted him in teh fuck'? :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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hehe, I really wanted to
but being sober, I realised what the consequences might be. Ultimately he almost fell over, spilled his remaining beer over his legs and his made dragged him off
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:11,
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Oh Christ.
I thought it was only Jo Whiley who thought any of the Gallaghers were still relevant.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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hey - I never got to see Oasis at their height
so I pretended that I was doing that last night
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:14,
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that tortoise's head is excellent
and should be 'shopped on to more things. Preferably with hats.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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Haha... brilliant...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23,
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