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# A green poo wearing a sweater?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# if you poo green, you need medical help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# .... not really...
just been eating a lot of things with green colouring...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# reminds me of my brother eating a huge jar of beetroot
he thought he was shitting blood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# this happened to me...
I KNEW what would happen when I ate them...

yet I still had a split second of OMG! when I wiped my arse
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# TRUE STORY FOLKS!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I do the same every year....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha!
YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Same happened to me this year, with fresh beetroot....
In fact the same thing happens every year in beetroot season, but I always seem to forget why the toilet is red....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# i ate a lamb and mint pastie and some lamb and mint kebabs on the same day
and i did a green shit. It was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# did you take a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# no, but i did more or less run back from the bog and tell my mates with a mixture of excitedness and concern
I was camping y'see
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# camping...........
.......yes.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I urgently require the GP for an appointment do I.... mmmmmm very ill I must be......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# stop eating yodas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)