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# i'm in a bit of a silly mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# A gherkin in a jerkin?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# arf!
it's close, but it's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# BOB! You're back in play...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# :D
say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Gherkin in a jumper
It's a Smiths song innit
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# if it is, i wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# A green poo wearing a sweater?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# if you poo green, you need medical help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# .... not really...
just been eating a lot of things with green colouring...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# reminds me of my brother eating a huge jar of beetroot
he thought he was shitting blood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# this happened to me...
I KNEW what would happen when I ate them...

yet I still had a split second of OMG! when I wiped my arse
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# TRUE STORY FOLKS!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I do the same every year....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha!
YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Same happened to me this year, with fresh beetroot....
In fact the same thing happens every year in beetroot season, but I always seem to forget why the toilet is red....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# i ate a lamb and mint pastie and some lamb and mint kebabs on the same day
and i did a green shit. It was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# did you take a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# no, but i did more or less run back from the bog and tell my mates with a mixture of excitedness and concern
I was camping y'see
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# camping...........
.......yes.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I urgently require the GP for an appointment do I.... mmmmmm very ill I must be......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# stop eating yodas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Jumumber......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# *awaits robin williams dressed as a jungle hermit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# send it to moonpig!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# This is special
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# If only all people love cats the way that Freebase loves cats...the world would be a special place.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# No no - fuck YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Teh fluffeh, Vagabond style!
...and not even raining!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# nice dream
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# YEAH!
TOTALLY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# needs more repeating monochrome gif of blonde doing faces
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# now THAT'S silly!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# you don't even know the meaning of the word!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Cucumber in a jumper?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# very close
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# cucumber in a slumber?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# is it a jerkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# well it should be.
*stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Cu-cumber in a jumper is lying dead on the floor.......
?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# filename
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# :D
How did I not get that!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# :)
there may be more of these
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# There may be a painful intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# it's not my fault
i have to stay sober for a week, i need SOME fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Oh no! Sober people are the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# i know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# queue-jumper?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Jersey panty-pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# your mind is an odd place
and if it's me telling you that, you're in trouble ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Dear Miss Monkey.
I have read your excellent thread and come to the conclusion that I am one of the few people who doesn't examine his poo. In fact my relationship with it ends the moment it leaves my body. Am I doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# not at all
i myself form no emotional attachments to shit, which is why i don't get along with my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)