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# I hate you.
EDIT: This is my 5000th post.
Glad it was spent telling a spam cunt I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# ha ha!
i wasted mine saying something inane.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Hey-ho, there's always another milestone... my next major one is 10,000. o_o
I'll be sure to have something for that one, other than telling a possible machine that I'd smack them in the gob if I met them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# nah
the next one's 5555 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Interstella 5555 reference? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# it wasn't, but now i have the basis for my 5555th post
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Interstella5555.jpg/220px-Interstella5555.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# It's the first time I've seen that poster in years.
Now I'm fully versed in b3ta lore, it looks ripe for shopping. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Cock guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Gives 'shredding' a whole new meaning, huh? *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Just as long as he doesn't snap his e-string.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# 5000!
These threads are always a good excuse to post anything


www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cNzEXJTPS0U
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Hey now, that's rather nice. Got an oppressed yet defiant sound to it.
And also, in case you were wondering what a platypus sounds like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
# There is so much good shit out there.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EyIquE0izAg


Haha. That PLAT is cute. And probably would take my hand off if I tried to pet it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# I think it's female platypi, platypuses, whatever...
but they have a poisonous barb on them somewhere. As if they weren't random enough.

Also, digging that link. To think that's 1929 and still sounds good today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Time is all that separates us.
Whatever the fuck that means.

This reminds me of a night when I saw a band in a horrible shipyard. Next door was a dingy factory, and through a window I could see way in the back, under one light bulb hanging down, a man chipping slag from bricks. The band went by the name of Gang Green and the Amputees. They had guitars that were actual axes. They were sharp, and everything.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDVR31mMhY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)