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# Why men like this dress?
spam
(weeallyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# FUCK THE CUNTING HELL OFF YOU STEAMING CUMSTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# *coughs*
*splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# backpanelslider
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)
# That guy was just happy about his candleday.
This cunt is a fucking spamming piece of donkey testicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Maybe he's just new and wants to let us know about his crossdressing
Would explain why people scream whilst he's in that dress.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Usually because he's about to slash their throats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Ah, this was why I was thinking of throats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# I agree with the below statement.
We need to hunt him down and stick his dress and 'DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DADDY' stupid face up his spammy arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:49, archived)
# But he isn't new. He posts every other fucking night.
He needs to be shot in the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# What makes me wonder about this and other spam:
He's being paid to do it, but his messages are close enough to pure nonsense as to render them pointless. If we find his boss we could probably have him fired (or inadvertently upgrade their trolling techniques).
On the other hand if they only measure performance by how many of us curious monkeys click through to see who it is that's bugging us, he is making success for great justice! (or something)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# The site he's spamming was registered by some chinese company.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Not a surprise at all given the language, it's a profession over there:
www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/27357/?p1=blogs
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I am often referred to as 'even excitement'
this dress holds no value
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I never forgive this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I hate you.
EDIT: This is my 5000th post.
Glad it was spent telling a spam cunt I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# ha ha!
i wasted mine saying something inane.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Hey-ho, there's always another milestone... my next major one is 10,000. o_o
I'll be sure to have something for that one, other than telling a possible machine that I'd smack them in the gob if I met them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# nah
the next one's 5555 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Interstella 5555 reference? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# it wasn't, but now i have the basis for my 5555th post
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/Interstella5555.jpg/220px-Interstella5555.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# It's the first time I've seen that poster in years.
Now I'm fully versed in b3ta lore, it looks ripe for shopping. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Cock guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Gives 'shredding' a whole new meaning, huh? *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Just as long as he doesn't snap his e-string.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# 5000!
These threads are always a good excuse to post anything


www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cNzEXJTPS0U
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Hey now, that's rather nice. Got an oppressed yet defiant sound to it.
And also, in case you were wondering what a platypus sounds like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
# There is so much good shit out there.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EyIquE0izAg


Haha. That PLAT is cute. And probably would take my hand off if I tried to pet it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# I think it's female platypi, platypuses, whatever...
but they have a poisonous barb on them somewhere. As if they weren't random enough.

Also, digging that link. To think that's 1929 and still sounds good today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Time is all that separates us.
Whatever the fuck that means.

This reminds me of a night when I saw a band in a horrible shipyard. Next door was a dingy factory, and through a window I could see way in the back, under one light bulb hanging down, a man chipping slag from bricks. The band went by the name of Gang Green and the Amputees. They had guitars that were actual axes. They were sharp, and everything.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDVR31mMhY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Mogu comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# You tell 'em, Shockja- I mean uhh, Lemmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# there was some sexy girls on there though...
...I mean Fuck Off, etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# I daren't click that link in case, I dunno, it directs a nuclear warhead to my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# I just checked my surveillance computers....nope...you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# *tinfoils*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# She is nice.
Well worth dying in a nuclear holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# That sounds somewhat contradictory.
Like, you wish you would die in a nuclear holocaust, or...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Bit of both really...
Maybe at the point of orgasm with her...

Auto-erotic-annihilation. (or analation depending on how dirty she is)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Red hot. Literally, like, instant vaporization.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# That's hot! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Well, Family guy is on line,
Just waiting for American dad, then I can go bed and watch them.

I am hating this cold, feel like someone has punched me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:04, archived)
# There's an easy way to fix that.
Man the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# This is man flu..
I reserve the rights to bitch and moan about it!

Plus the neighbours have this new puppy that likes to spend every night yelping and howling into the night.

*edit* got my toons, that's me off to bed.

Night all
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# lemmy has a great voice
as in, speaking voice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# smooth like jack daniels
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# he drinks shitloads and his liver is perfect
some man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:50, archived)
# i am screaming
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# with delight
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# hahahah
i fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I hope you catch the bad aids and die a slow and painful death
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Do you think this cunt makes me look fat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 5:01, archived)