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# Mediocre in the Middle
Story of a dysfunctional boy in a dysfunctional family who all wank and cry a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# SCENE: a family picnic in the park
THE FATHER: - Hey, these aren't egg sandwiches
MEDIOCRE: - It's pure assmeat!
PASSERBY: *kicks dog*

*everyone dies* (wanking sounds from audience)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Well I'm sold, how soon can you rough out the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I just told you the script

The entire scene will be shot with high speed cameras and slowed down to a 2x50 minute double pilot episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh... I envisaged it more that the dialogue/dog kick/dying would take up about 30 seconds
and the audience wanking sounds would take up a further 27 minutes, thus giving you a full episode
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Well that sound track we already have
https://audioboo.fm/boos/556461-slightly-shocked-by-this-from-woman-s-hour-today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :)
I'd imagine a lot of that sort of thing goes on on radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Don't worry, I have material for at least 290 episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Surely that *is* the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Well the assmeat bit I like, but I'm worried about the demographics of the audience
as far as dog kicking is concerned the older generation will love this but the younger generation might be a bit bored.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)