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# Seamless
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# She's a pillar of society
but is it my imagination, or does she look foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I would say she was as british looking as anyone in the british isles
we're all johnny foreigners if you go back a little way, it's that melting pot that makes britain so great. shame a lot of residents forget.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# *patpats a happytoast*
This all happened daan saath, it's the other bloody side of the world, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I come from darn sarth, grew up with friends of various nationalities.
Doubt she's much older than me so I really don't get how she can be so blatantly racist.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# hate and idiocy are everywhere
there's always someone who contends that everything is someone elses fault.

It's just some get airtime in one way or another.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# See I live up north where we are all whiter than white.....
Dreading the snow this year, I lost 17 friends in road accidents.

Only kidding, I don't have 17 friends, I just lost control of the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# maybe the bus was lacking humanism
at least, by the end of the journey it was
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# You're a bus-driver?
suddenly doesn't feel so lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# My dad's a bus driver these days.
He isn't on here though I hope
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Does he have a tendency to imitate a young Japanese woman?
'Cos if so...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# No, he *is* a young japanese woman

Geez, what kind of family do you think I'm from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# *Writes first draft of sitcom screenplay - "At home with the Mediocres"*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# - Mediocre enters empty livingroom (audience laughs)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries* (nervous laughter)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- Police sets fire to house (audience goes bananas)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# can i be the annoying/hot next door neighbour
that also wanks, cries and sets fire to your house while wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I saved a tutu just for the part!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# oh hell yeah :D
i'm in
get your people to talk to my people and then we'll let the money people work out which people get the other people's person's purse
we can wank and cry while they work it out
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I'm not giving up creative control
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# that's fair, we'll work something out
I's gotta wear that tutu :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Mediocre in the Middle
Story of a dysfunctional boy in a dysfunctional family who all wank and cry a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# SCENE: a family picnic in the park
THE FATHER: - Hey, these aren't egg sandwiches
MEDIOCRE: - It's pure assmeat!
PASSERBY: *kicks dog*

*everyone dies* (wanking sounds from audience)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Well I'm sold, how soon can you rough out the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I just told you the script

The entire scene will be shot with high speed cameras and slowed down to a 2x50 minute double pilot episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Oh... I envisaged it more that the dialogue/dog kick/dying would take up about 30 seconds
and the audience wanking sounds would take up a further 27 minutes, thus giving you a full episode
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Well that sound track we already have
https://audioboo.fm/boos/556461-slightly-shocked-by-this-from-woman-s-hour-today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :)
I'd imagine a lot of that sort of thing goes on on radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Don't worry, I have material for at least 290 episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Surely that *is* the script for the pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Well the assmeat bit I like, but I'm worried about the demographics of the audience
as far as dog kicking is concerned the older generation will love this but the younger generation might be a bit bored.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Unfortunatly no....
I make ads for radio stations and edit videos for a few production companies.... I'm a soul-less media hack! not good enough to be on the air myself but cheap enough to pay other people to talk for me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# You mean they blended in with the snow and you couldn't find them?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# racist.
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# She looks like she's saying "Fnaarr"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# She looks like a total cunt to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# well she's been arrested now anyway
speedy speedy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# she looks like Paul Atreides
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
#
storyful.com/stories/1000014661
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I am speechless. What a future that poor kid has ahead of him with that as a mother.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# what that poor kid has ahead of him due to that mother is likely social services
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Then the BNP, EDL leadership
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# and then conservative party leadership?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# And, incidentally, president of the Beermat Collectors' Society
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# and would you believe it
Einem Deutsches Gruppe!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! BEERMATS ARE A FRONT FOR TABLE DRYNESS!

this is very weak satire, please nobody sue me, all I have is 2 defrosting sausages in the fridge and about £10 to my name
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# You love minimalism
Edit, having looked at your link: How bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# only in small doses
edit: yes, there's no two ways about it, indeed, there may be one way, or three or more ways, but no two.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Einführung von alkoholischen Getränken aus dem Ausland – Der Zoll braucht wachsame Augen

Now this sounds like a job for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# oh my
and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Yay.
All hail our future prime minister!
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Is it
bad that I laughed (at the absurdity) when I first saw it?
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# no, laughing at the absurdity of things is what separates humans and animals from robot-humans and robot animals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Damn those
robot animals!
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Yiff yiff whrrr
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# At least no-one responded "would!"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ...unfortunately
have.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# fucking hell
are we back in the 1950's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Out and out racist bitch on a tram abusing passengers for being forrin!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# lol, incitement of racial hatred
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15923875

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# what a load of bollocks
free speech is dead, it's not like she's a school teacher.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# How do you know?
She might be one!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha
"NAAA KIDS, TADAY WE ARE DOIN' GEOGRAPHY. THIS CANTRY IS CAWLLED POLISHLAND AND IS FULL OF VODKA SWIGGIN' SCUM. THIS IS RUSSIA AND IT ISFULL OF BLACKS...."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austin?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hehehe
"Mind your language - there are kids on this tram"
"So what? I've got to face a whole classroom of them in a bit"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# While it's a pretty shocking video
I'd like to hear a full psychiatric evaluation before stones are thrown
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Mad as a bag of badgers would be my diagnosis.
Oh, and a racist cuntstain.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# ^ this
not sure if she's drunk, and what's the background?
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# she looked proper off her tits
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# just the state to be in when in charge of a child.
i cant do the school run unless i've had a chuff on some crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# you posh cunt
fuck all wrong with a bit of billy
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Indeed,
but what on?
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# sherbet lemons
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Maybe...
those things should be banned.
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I reckon not drunk, rather she'd just had a stroke.
People tend to slur their speech and do and say unusual things afterwards.
DOWN WITH THIS HORRID, JUDGEMENTAL INTERNET BULLYING!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Can I throw one whatever the outcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Allow me:
When one passenger asks her to mind her language, saying "there are little kids on the tram", the woman points to the child on her lap and says "I've got a little kid here".
My diagnosis: she's a thick racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That will do...
*throws*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Your Medical doctorate appears to be written in crayon
and that's not where my usual doctor inserts the thermometer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# It may not be good for you
but it works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
#
thermometer spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# GOOD NEWS! IT'S NOT A THERMOMETER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# ATTACH THE STONE OF SHAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# *leans back, stroking chin*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# *beans lack, choking stin*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# she seemed drunk/cocainey
her lips did funny twitch things every now and again
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Davina Mccall?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
I noticed that too. Must be that all that big 'brother' shit finally got to her.
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Ahhhhhh........
Look at the lickle wolly gog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# not half as bad as some of the dumb skinhead vids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# ellis?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Arf!
:)
Next week's compo, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# HAAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55, archived)
# So casual, so effective.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
the child must have got some of that in the gob
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# JSTFU
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Surely...
something about the other 'English' woman complaining about her kid being woken up rather than what she is saying also merits some comment...
(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)