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# Ta!
OH SHIT



OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

(PS: Moggy's original image was 120kb. For future reference, it should be under 100k. That can be achieved by thickening the lines a bit and then saving as a GIF or an indexed PNG.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# everything she posts is oversized
just another way of showing b3tans she's trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# This only adds to my belief that she's on an extended troll
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ^
oh, he absolutely is.
paul p is the only person who likes his work and he doesn't like anything apart form jj, so why bother with it,
if for no other reason than to troll
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I like how you go against convention
and refer to Moggy not just as a troll, but as "he".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# does it come across, you know, a bit trolly?
i try and refrain form calling him moggy, as he didn't have the sense to choose moggy as his username, despite wanting to be called that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# To be honest, if "Moggy" is real
then almost anything any of us have ever said to them might look trolly to someone with as little knowledge of the board as they seem to have. And if "Moggy" isn't real, then it's all one and the same anyway.

I say keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# i would agree, if it wan't for the initial warm welcome and encouragement he recieved when he first arrived
it's like taking in somebody with severe psychological issues.
you try your hardest to put them on the straight and narrow, only for them to keep fucking up and shitting in your underwear draw.
you get mad the first few times, then you just take the piss out of them until they commit suicide.
or something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# You know, I reckon it's *you*
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# thanks XD
far too clever and eloborate to be me.
and anyway, there is such a thing as too many comedy accounts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Aha! A past record!
Though this one would take up a hell of a lot of time, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# yeah, it was meant to be funny, but it didn't go down well with some b3tans
i may have been called a cunt
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Well, whatever you did passed me right by
Plus, being called a cunt is kind of an initiation on b3ta. If you've never been called a cunt you're not doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# i would tend to agree, but people were really getting upset
it was pretty bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# oh and for the record, i wasn't particularly cunty
just a bit moguransu troll speak.
but mob behaviour and all that, it started getting out of hand pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I want links that I can look through when I wake up
GET TO IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# i'll see if i can find it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Heh
I was starting to feel I was the only one who spotted that! My vote is currently for comedy account/troll*
*this might change in the future
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# i'm thinking maybe an unintentional troll to begin with
we've created a monster though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# *takes imaginary glasses off* what is this masterpiece...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# It is the doom that threatens to overwhelm us all
The cellar won't hide you for they'll find you there and pin you down as cockroaches fill your mouth and rats chew their way inside and worm their way through your intestines, deeper and deeper, squirming and you'll feel them filling your rectum and dying crushed by the weight of the rats that fill you and still they'll come in and you'll feel your muscles giving way and a tide of warm, twitching rodents will fall from you and you'll wish to be dead but you'll be alive and the cockroaches will chew away your eyelids so you can't even close your eyes on the pain, and still you'll live and cry for death but a rat will grip your tongue in its jaws and you'll feel its spit and its blood and it will thrash its head wildly and the pain as your tongue tears would drive consciousness from you if unconsciousness were possibly but it won't be and you'll pray and you'll pray but the only God who'll hear will be Pan, Pan standing at the base of the stairs and girding his barbed loins and He'll approach, ready.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# NNNGGGGHHHHHH and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Another happy customer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i find this easy to masterbate to
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# This was the intention
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I really do like your lovecraftian strips
Just the way they gradually descend into the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# There's a set formula
First panel: same as original
Second or third panel, depending on context: Introduce the supernatural with the characters evidently remaining casual
Thenceforth: Add flames and increasingly unhinged references to Pan, the Barbed Old One, anal rape, cockroaches, pipes, fifes and lies.

However, formulaic as they are, I rather enjoy them too :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i made a pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
genuine 2:30AM piss-off-the-neighbour lols
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# \o/
2.30? germany? no wait, the netherlands?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# The North Lands
Home of Noggin the Nog and Harald Hardrada and numerous portly goths.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:40, archived)
# hmmm.... harald hardrada has links to denmark, sweden and norway
i'm guessing norway though.
you have portly goths in norway? that's not the image i have of norwegians; this doesn't sit right with me.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:48, archived)
# *Cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# anyone know the heimlich maneuver?
no? shame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)