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# My lunch(Maria,Jamjars)

My past comic. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Do we get to colour this one in?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ah, you clearly don't know the rules
you are not allowed to alter moguragunsou's work
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)
# What if I print it out, shit on it and post it to her?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# well, i'm all for it
but moguragunsou doesn't like people playing with her original* work


*ripped off of someone else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Well what the fuck could go wrong. It's not the ring.
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] nope, but this is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Ring!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Hello?
no, sorry, you have the wrong number
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# If make cute work, I forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:34, archived)
# And if I shat on your picture and posted it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I think you may need to explain "shat" to Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Really? Fine.
Moggy, your pictures are shit. Shat is the past tense of shit.

Shit is when you make runny poo from your bot bot.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# It's a French cat, isn't it?
Not sure I'd like to see what one of her French cats would look like. "Buggered" might cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# It's what Sean Connery did on a chair
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Thank'ee
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Happy candlemas, Boris! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Ta!
OH SHIT



OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

(PS: Moggy's original image was 120kb. For future reference, it should be under 100k. That can be achieved by thickening the lines a bit and then saving as a GIF or an indexed PNG.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# everything she posts is oversized
just another way of showing b3tans she's trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# This only adds to my belief that she's on an extended troll
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ^
oh, he absolutely is.
paul p is the only person who likes his work and he doesn't like anything apart form jj, so why bother with it,
if for no other reason than to troll
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I like how you go against convention
and refer to Moggy not just as a troll, but as "he".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# does it come across, you know, a bit trolly?
i try and refrain form calling him moggy, as he didn't have the sense to choose moggy as his username, despite wanting to be called that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# To be honest, if "Moggy" is real
then almost anything any of us have ever said to them might look trolly to someone with as little knowledge of the board as they seem to have. And if "Moggy" isn't real, then it's all one and the same anyway.

I say keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# i would agree, if it wan't for the initial warm welcome and encouragement he recieved when he first arrived
it's like taking in somebody with severe psychological issues.
you try your hardest to put them on the straight and narrow, only for them to keep fucking up and shitting in your underwear draw.
you get mad the first few times, then you just take the piss out of them until they commit suicide.
or something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# You know, I reckon it's *you*
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# thanks XD
far too clever and eloborate to be me.
and anyway, there is such a thing as too many comedy accounts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Aha! A past record!
Though this one would take up a hell of a lot of time, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# yeah, it was meant to be funny, but it didn't go down well with some b3tans
i may have been called a cunt
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Well, whatever you did passed me right by
Plus, being called a cunt is kind of an initiation on b3ta. If you've never been called a cunt you're not doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# i would tend to agree, but people were really getting upset
it was pretty bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# oh and for the record, i wasn't particularly cunty
just a bit moguransu troll speak.
but mob behaviour and all that, it started getting out of hand pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I want links that I can look through when I wake up
GET TO IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# i'll see if i can find it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Heh
I was starting to feel I was the only one who spotted that! My vote is currently for comedy account/troll*
*this might change in the future
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# i'm thinking maybe an unintentional troll to begin with
we've created a monster though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# *takes imaginary glasses off* what is this masterpiece...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# It is the doom that threatens to overwhelm us all
The cellar won't hide you for they'll find you there and pin you down as cockroaches fill your mouth and rats chew their way inside and worm their way through your intestines, deeper and deeper, squirming and you'll feel them filling your rectum and dying crushed by the weight of the rats that fill you and still they'll come in and you'll feel your muscles giving way and a tide of warm, twitching rodents will fall from you and you'll wish to be dead but you'll be alive and the cockroaches will chew away your eyelids so you can't even close your eyes on the pain, and still you'll live and cry for death but a rat will grip your tongue in its jaws and you'll feel its spit and its blood and it will thrash its head wildly and the pain as your tongue tears would drive consciousness from you if unconsciousness were possibly but it won't be and you'll pray and you'll pray but the only God who'll hear will be Pan, Pan standing at the base of the stairs and girding his barbed loins and He'll approach, ready.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# NNNGGGGHHHHHH and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Another happy customer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i find this easy to masterbate to
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# This was the intention
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I really do like your lovecraftian strips
Just the way they gradually descend into the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# There's a set formula
First panel: same as original
Second or third panel, depending on context: Introduce the supernatural with the characters evidently remaining casual
Thenceforth: Add flames and increasingly unhinged references to Pan, the Barbed Old One, anal rape, cockroaches, pipes, fifes and lies.

However, formulaic as they are, I rather enjoy them too :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i made a pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
genuine 2:30AM piss-off-the-neighbour lols
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# \o/
2.30? germany? no wait, the netherlands?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# The North Lands
Home of Noggin the Nog and Harald Hardrada and numerous portly goths.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:40, archived)
# hmmm.... harald hardrada has links to denmark, sweden and norway
i'm guessing norway though.
you have portly goths in norway? that's not the image i have of norwegians; this doesn't sit right with me.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:48, archived)
# *Cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# anyone know the heimlich maneuver?
no? shame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# i missed commenting on your candles by 5 minutes
maybe next year, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# If you think I'm still gonna be here in a year's time
then you're probably very right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I did not color in this work.
・〜・
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I am not making laughings with hubba-bubba :@(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# ah, i thought you'd run into a patio door
£250 from you've been framed. just sayin', think about it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# ahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaahahahah!
funniest cartoon ever!
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Obscene is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# is this a mogism that i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It was some kind of Jollyjack fantasy she had
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/10622736
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I think i get it not sure
Is it a joke about the mole getting turned on by the girl patting the phallic worm? If it is haha that is funny if not it should be.
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Why is your mole a sergeant?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Jamjars is mole seargeant.
in Banjo-Tooie.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Has he served in any active war zones?
How long has he been a member of the mole armed forces?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# To be honestly, I did not see him fighting.
Because he order only.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Pretty pointless being in the forces then.
Does he suffer from depression?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# He drinks himself into a stupor and smashes hotel-room mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Sgt. Jamjars is such a cutesy wootsy name
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
www.therwp.com/wiki/Jamjars
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Your version of him is better
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Thanks ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# *head-desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Well it is!
The one in that wiki doesn't even look like a mole
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# You have an innate talent for encouraging dross
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# SPECIAL BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# yeah!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Ah you've moved on to comics with dialogue
Not exactly playing to your strengths there Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I'd love for you to have a go at this
spelling.wordpress.com/2007/09/05/english-pronunciation/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# *clicks*
truly wanderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Needs more inappropriateness.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# No.
No it doesn't.
first time ever moggy posts a clean picture - let's celebrate instead!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# You should join in the colouring-in session
There's only been a couple of us doing it so far. We need more entries.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Well...
if all the images were like this I would. I don't want to download the semiporn ones for any reason!
/old prude blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# This picture is BRILLIANT to colour in!
Post may contain exaggerations and half-truths.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm off to beddibies. I might have a go at one tomorrow.
I've saved this one in case it's the only clean one available
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I'm planning on making one where one character keeps asking
"If you want to be called Moggy why do you make your username "Mogerangsu (please call me Moggy)"?" and where the little nun/rabbit thing replies by spitting acid at its face and then trying to open it with a chainsaw. I think I'll name the result "Rhapsody in Lilac" and sell it for a grand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Oh my, yes!
yes!I look forward to this with eager anticipation.
can't buy it though work has dried up atm
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Well, I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Moggy, to me, is like a professional juggler or something.
They're obviously very good at what it is they do, but was it worth doing in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# XD *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# He or she
is a good artist, without doubt, and I enjoy the randomness of the threads it creates. But I strongly believe we are being trolled in some way. No girl I know draws child rape porn. No Japanese person i met, and i've met a few, understood slang one minute but not the next.
But it is B3ta, box on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I can only hope
I get as many replies to a thread when I post a random picture. One day perhaps one day.....
no way will I ever post porn so that's my hopes dashed
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Moggy gets more replies
than any 'artist' on here for sure and it is usually fun. But child porn is child porn, and I love B3ta, but that is a line I won't cross for giggles. To be even handed Moggy did not post them, they were found elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Yeah, that is a bit strange. I have heard of girls drawing things like that before, but not as excessive as Moggy.
But hey-ho, I'm going to have to resort to the 'It's a culture I will never understand' conclusion, and if Moggy IS a Japanese girl, I will not be surprised...

...and if Moggy is a 43 year old lorry driver from Peckham, I wouldn't be surprised then, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Just note I've called fake
from day one and it never replies to me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Well the day we find out, I'll be waiting for you to say 'I told you so'. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
43 year old lorry driver can not post b3ta....I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I want to hear you
say 'lorry' out loud Moggy. that should settle it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# This is all an elaborate double-bluff
I've finally solved it. "Moggy" is "The Sundae" "Lunch"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# That's
'Runch' to you
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Ahahaha
Casual racism lols

(At least, I *think* that kind of thing is meant to be racist now. Like calling a Chinese meal a "Chinky".)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)
# It is very confusing.
All my local Indian take-aways are run by Bangladeshis, and my local Chinese are from Hong Cong and they can't stand the Chinese. I just tend to pay and eat.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:11, archived)
# That's a dangerous choice
especially if the Bangladeshis and Hong Kongese swap places for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:14, archived)
# All i know is it is damn fine food.
I couldn't give a monkeys chuff who cooks it TBH. I'd make a shit racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# This really is shit
It's like your heart isn't in it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I promise to try harder.
As soon as I work out who I hate and why, I'll be shouting. Actually you don't always need a 'why' that i can see. OK I'll be racist against /talk until something else comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# You never need a "why"
Just pick a group of people and hate them irrationally.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge to me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, of course they can!
We've got a few on here, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Who is? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:10, archived)
# If you mean who is posting while driving a lorry, I suspect no-one
They'd cause a massive pile-up on the M5 if they tried that one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:12, archived)
# What accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Fucked if I know
I'm just one of the lowly B3ta scientists
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
・〜・
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:51, archived)
# i don't like this thread
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:37, archived)