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# Looks like his chestnuts have been left behind...
... a-roasting upon an open fire.

Could be painful. Best invest in some creams for it.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# He torches every house once he's done killing all the children inside.
Kind of the opposite of Santa really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
# OH SO YOU ADDRESS HIS ISSUES AND NOT MINE?
THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO RAISE THIS MATTER WITH MY MP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Form an orderly queue please.
Failing that, write to The Times.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The Uncle will see you...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Please tell me you don't just do this for fun?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I do it for b3ta.
I fucking love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Is the correct answer.
/notbeinganosycunt
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Maybe I'll be discovered someday.
Maybe the sun will turn blue and the wind will be like knives.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Is this the beginning of the Deathmas Carol?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Come all ye fucked up...Jig-gle those big boob-ees
Oh come ye....oh cum ye...to bed with some ham.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Professor Layton
And the Harbinger of Souls
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Such festive cheer.
I must do more for Christmas, this year.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)