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# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I once had a lab assistant fired for having a whiteboard without a CDC on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# It's what they were made for!
and Boiling Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Indeed. I would offer you a job at one of my labs, if I hadn't blown them all up this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Some of the best inventions have come out of labs that subsequently exploded
The Fly, TNT, Room-Temperature Boiling Piss (not conclusive), and Jam
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# All quite delicious things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal is working on putting the ingredients together
for his Christmas Special
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Why would someone want to cure dick AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# It was a purely theoretical scientific experiment.
We do the Science™, and leave the questioning of the morality of the inventions to people more equipped for that. Like you.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# This experiment was an abomination. Burn it down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# We will turn our efforts into creating MEGA DICK AIDS out of regular dick AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# How about you focus your efforts on making regular dick AIDS cheap and freely available to starving African children first?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I can see where this is coming from, but meh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Took me a minute to spot the kitten.
I blame boobs.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# As a rule, I only hire assistants who can distract me with their boobs (m/f)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# i have a heart on
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, well played
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)