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# oof
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# i should have done that myself
lost my bloody glasses last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# what, crashed your car?
;)
(Testicles just for you, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yeah, a specsavers ram-raid
i'm reduced to using my old glasses which make me look like an owl :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# The curse of the all-terrain 4x4 strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# i thought the curse of the all-terrain 4x4
was to make the driver look a bit of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# If you live/work in the country, I heartily recommend them.
However, if you use it to take nothing more than your 3' high child to an urban school at 8:45am, then you should be booted really hard in the shins.
Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# i think someone beat you to it
there's a massive bruise coming up on my shin.
i may have sustained the injury when a fence jumped out at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Reverse hedge-hopping?
Bogus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# There was once a billboard near me for some kind of 4x4 with the slogan "Where will it take you?"
Under which some wag had graffitti'd "School run and Tescos"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# generally in their own shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
One likes to believe in the freedom of music,
But glittering prizes and endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)