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# One word: reindeer.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Now there's a subject... just finished this
It's been stuck in my head for years. Probably should have left it there

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That must be quite a small subset of people
Who hate Christmas but believe in Santa
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Only the gullible naughty ones, I suppose
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Larger or smaller than the subset that actually believe David Icke?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I don't have such strong feelings against christmas as a whole
but I think you'll agree that the world would be a happier place if supermarkets and shopping centres would stop playing annoying christmas songs sung by annoyingly high-pitched children all the time
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I was once accosted by one of the useless plebs in PC World about this time of year...
He asked if he could help. I said "could you please turn that fucking awful music off?" He said, "no, sorry, can't do that". I left.

I do have a hankering to go wandering around Asda in a pair of ear defenders though, just to see if I get a reaction.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I'm sure the people in Asda will see far stranger things than you wearing ear defenders
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I once saw a long line of people waiting to see Ainsley Harriot in there, so I suppose it's not that strange really
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Left winger nutjobs
must have voted for Obama
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)