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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# where do misteltoe and wine figure in this?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I have drunk the wine
and what was that about a camel toe?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# What happened to "Peace on Earth"?
Isn't that supposed to be coming soon? (along with an end to "boom and bust")
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# The NYPD Choir - FTW!
♫ You scumbag you faggot, you cheap lousy cuntymint ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I think I can get behind this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# You leave my behind out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# * Turns around
* Shakes hand "Thanks"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# You have to say *enjoys*
but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# "*enjoys* but maybe this is too old skool b3ta for today's standards"
There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 5:59, archived)
# Just for you
on links WB :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# One word: reindeer.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Now there's a subject... just finished this
It's been stuck in my head for years. Probably should have left it there

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That must be quite a small subset of people
Who hate Christmas but believe in Santa
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Only the gullible naughty ones, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Larger or smaller than the subset that actually believe David Icke?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I don't have such strong feelings against christmas as a whole
but I think you'll agree that the world would be a happier place if supermarkets and shopping centres would stop playing annoying christmas songs sung by annoyingly high-pitched children all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I was once accosted by one of the useless plebs in PC World about this time of year...
He asked if he could help. I said "could you please turn that fucking awful music off?" He said, "no, sorry, can't do that". I left.

I do have a hankering to go wandering around Asda in a pair of ear defenders though, just to see if I get a reaction.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I'm sure the people in Asda will see far stranger things than you wearing ear defenders
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I once saw a long line of people waiting to see Ainsley Harriot in there, so I suppose it's not that strange really
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Left winger nutjobs
must have voted for Obama
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Haha!
"The NYPD Choir"

Sublime :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That's ace, Mr Lugosi, Sr.
Parthenogenesis - but not in the sense they mean I presume!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# *googles parthenogenesis*
Haha! Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# parthenogenesis in humans?
Real?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# VEN woos!
clickiture
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)