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# Sometimes I think about being a dad
then I hear comments like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:03, archived)
# play dates!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# It's definitely worth it, but it is very highly dependent on whether you want to do it.
I'm not one of those who reckons life is empty without kids, but I certainly enjoy having these two around. It's the little odd things like finding your youngest, who we'd never heard sing before, turns out to be nearly pitch perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Yeah I only really think about it because I'm one of the last few in my circle of friends to not have one
I don't want to have to share my booze with some infant
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Fair enough.
Although they probably get drunk on very little if you did have to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Theres no such thing as nearly perfect pitch.
You either have it or you don't.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# By the way... if he is a good singer...
There are good ways and bad ways to foster that talent.

Good way: sign him up to a youth choir with plenty of chicks in. That ruled.

Bad way: sign him up to a Cathedral Choir boarding school. That sucked.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)