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It only hurts for a second
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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as a migraine sufferer, i disagree
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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i've suffered the occasional testicle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Is an occasional testicle like an occasional table?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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well, you can rest a cup of coffee on it
but it tends to have less legs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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Mine have 3 legs
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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all the best tables have at least 4
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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Table salt doesn't have any
What's that all about?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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it's about 59p a tub
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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Oh, the tub has legs
Gotcha
Blimey, the world of tables isn't half confusing
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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silly!
only tub chairs have legs! your salt is masquerading as furniture!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Christ
No wonder I have an itchy arse
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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don't blame your condiments for your insufficient wipeage
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:31,
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I bet you've never typed *that* sentence before :D
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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Less bloody too
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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indeed they are
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 10 Jan 2012, 15:26,
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