
There might be catch:
-Could launch all the world's nukes
-Could determine the death of someone at random with a push
-Could turn all the world's water supply into Mountain Dew
3rd one's the absolute worst.
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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-Could launch all the world's nukes
-Could determine the death of someone at random with a push
-Could turn all the world's water supply into Mountain Dew
3rd one's the absolute worst.

Or live under the impression that Mountain Dew's so evil that the Americans make fun of it on comedy shows. For example: Homer Simpson is offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. He says "EWWW... I'll take the Crab Juice,"
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:29,
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What the hell is that all about?
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32,
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You allow to fermentate for a while.
Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.
That's just gross.
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34,
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Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.
That's just gross.

When I opened it in the new year I discovered it was alcoholic root beer, which is actually worthwhile
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Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41,
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