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# I wouldn't
There might be catch:
-Could launch all the world's nukes
-Could determine the death of someone at random with a push
-Could turn all the world's water supply into Mountain Dew

3rd one's the absolute worst.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
worst best
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Depends on whether you're American.
Or live under the impression that Mountain Dew's so evil that the Americans make fun of it on comedy shows. For example: Homer Simpson is offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. He says "EWWW... I'll take the Crab Juice,"
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# It can't be worse than Root Beer
What the hell is that all about?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You sit your pubes in a liquid solution made of spirits
You allow to fermentate for a while.
Result: Root beer. As in root of hair.

That's just gross.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# My mum bought me a bottle of beer for Christmas
When I opened it in the new year I discovered it was alcoholic root beer, which is actually worthwhile
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Decent root beer can be delicious.
The no-so-good stuff can be disgusting. I think it's an acquired taste anyway.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Most of my American friends love it.
I can't see the problem with it. It's just like a lemony-flavoured Coke.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)