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# What did you believe in as a kid?
Not the usual Santa/Religion twaddle, but the really barmy superstitions?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# There was a witch in my toilet that would try to eat me if I flushed it.
A fucking witch in the fucking toilet!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I like this a lot.
Also, childhood rumours.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# That if I stayed outside and played for long enough, the sun would stay up.
Not knowing at the time, that if THAT happened, the world would shake itself apart, there'd be tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I belived that vaginas were holes that went in at a right angle to the vertical of the human body
I also believed that girls peed out of their bottoms.

Basically I didn't know much about vaginas and guessed a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Re: Right angle
ME TOOO!!

*high fives*

Edit: and I don't know about you but based on the available physical evidence within my experience at the time it was an entirely reasonable inference.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I thought they were a tube a bit like the end of the queen's egg sac in Aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Are they not exactly that
Just better concealed and less vulnerable to flame throwers, grenades etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# You've obviously never put a grenade in a vagina


I swear it said love eggs on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Yeah ok
There is a pan-canal vulnerability to grenades emerging.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)