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# Ordering a soiled knicker
from a granny who's a knitter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# and also a kwik fit fitter
with cats in a litter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I see you are a hard hitter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# well, he's certainly not a quitter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# But he's snowed in
Cos the council sold the gritter.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# That one made me titter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# this thread sounds like a rapper
hittin the laydeez in the clitter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I know...
...I saw your shoulder jitter.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Some of these are tenuous,
but it won't make me bitter.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Come round for dinner
We'll share a potato fritter.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# We could look at some
Kurt Schwitters.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# can you lot stop all this chitter
all you seem to do is witter
you sound like some kind of crazy critter
who's got himself stuck up a tall transmitter
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I've run out of rhymes
I'm going out for run. I promised myself at new year that I'd get fitter.

[edit] Bzzzt Repetition. :(
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Oh noes, you've used all the 'itters' up now.
:-(
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# What about German words?
Kommen sie bitte
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Or dead American actors,
like maybe John Ritter?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Or perhaps scientific terms
Zwitterion
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# *WEARS PROUDLY*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)