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# Glitter on Twitter, whilst using the Shitter, surrounded by Litter
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# and cans of bitter...
EDIT: though I realise most are lager, but that doesn't rhyme!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Would you have him as your baby sitter?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Ordering a soiled knicker
from a granny who's a knitter
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# and also a kwik fit fitter
with cats in a litter
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I see you are a hard hitter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# well, he's certainly not a quitter
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# But he's snowed in
Cos the council sold the gritter.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# That one made me titter
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# this thread sounds like a rapper
hittin the laydeez in the clitter
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I know...
...I saw your shoulder jitter.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Some of these are tenuous,
but it won't make me bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Come round for dinner
We'll share a potato fritter.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# We could look at some
Kurt Schwitters.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# can you lot stop all this chitter
all you seem to do is witter
you sound like some kind of crazy critter
who's got himself stuck up a tall transmitter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I've run out of rhymes
I'm going out for run. I promised myself at new year that I'd get fitter.

[edit] Bzzzt Repetition. :(
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Oh noes, you've used all the 'itters' up now.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# What about German words?
Kommen sie bitte
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Or dead American actors,
like maybe John Ritter?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Or perhaps scientific terms
Zwitterion
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# *WEARS PROUDLY*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Made me titter.

I know it's not photoshopped but I came across it when
googling "builder playing a toy bass next to a bird
table and a turd with a parrot shiting in his beer",
and thought it should win the competition. I don't get
the relevance of the pool ball though. I must be thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# The pool ball's a literary reference
He's a beer tricks potter
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# uncle cunt's!
A quality brand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# i'm really disappointed
'Your search - "builder playing a toy bass next to a bird table and a turd with a parrot shiting in his beer" - did not match any image results.'
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# You need safe search to "off" for that one...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# You should also try Bong
It's like Bing, but smells funny after you use it.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Like Mrs Crosby then?
b'dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:31, archived)
#
Pffft
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# such neatly tiled litter too! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)