
Been in my new job two weeks and already feel like quitting. Blargh.
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Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:36,
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Try to buy a hard-backed envelope in Adelaide? Sorry, sir, this is the early 1980s and we don't have that sort of thing yet. Come back in 20 years or try our Sydney branch.
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Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39,
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Anyone know where you can buy those hot chocolate warmers where you pop a tealight candle in the base? Fucked if I can get one here and it's five days until the Mrs' birthday.
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Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:43,
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The last bit was my fault as the pump got some pyridine vapour in it.
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Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44,
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Must be the gaping bullet wound.
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Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50,
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