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# It's all a bloody noise to me. Hello.

bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Excellent, now the n00bs will have no excuse ;)
(EricTViking, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Anything with "core" at the end of it can get fucked
Maybe the music will actually be ok, but you don't need to invent a sub-sub-genre to make it seem special! Nnnnng!

Rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I disagree
If it can't accurately be described as "hardcore" - of any flavour - then frankly I'm not interested
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Quite partial to a bit of grindcore myself

or rindcore, as I first typed it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Lemons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Have you all forgotten DJ Hetz Hudson?
SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# But you don't understand!
My band needs to be pidgeonholed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# yay!
but no Mathcore?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Prezactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
*high five two*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# *high horns*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# YAY
+ blackened death metal
+ mathcore
+ pagan metal

And what the fuck is unblack metal?

/edit:
+ pornogrind
+ splattercore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Oh, and crabcore, apparantly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgRscz3-Ymc
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# without clicking that link, I now imagine some kind of Zoidberg-"Whoop Whoop" style of metal
Edit: oh, I'm actually right
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Hehehe

I'm wondering if Entombed's Death 'n' Roll is a genre in its own right.

Or Macabre's Murder Metal, although that's admittedly pure death metal.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Immortal: "running-through-the-woods-pretending-to-be-evil-while-looking-ridiculous-Metal"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Call of the winter laugh attack!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# a pure classic
didn't you make a gif from that once?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I think I did, but I can't seem to find it
You can have this though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haha
i love this. its like some epic silent movie
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# GRAAOAAAAOAOAAAARGGGGGHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Beautiful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I got all that bollocks off Wiki
Maybe someone, who gave a toss, could update it. Or not.
Dunno, I didn't read the meanings.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_subgenres
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I bet a lot of them originated from the Nullsoft Winamp ID3 genres
I always suspected a lot of them were made up
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
I remember spending ages trying to decide which of those fit my band's sound best
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I only remember that Primus was the only band that was also a genre in there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Haha, it still is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# That one used to irritate me
I always thought if a band deserved their own genre, it ought to be Cardiacs

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnOTvGbJQ
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh, I could name a few bands that are at least as unique as Primus is.
I think it was a bit of a laugh from the folks over at winamp
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# As far as I know
it is like black metal, but with Christians screaming about how Jesus is actually a nice guy.
(Haz, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Isn't that the Baptist Church?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hehe
If only. Metal heads tend to be nicer, even the Christian ones.
(Haz, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# My mate is the drummer with Kyrbgrinder
I go to lots of their gigs. They are obviously brilliant especially Johanne, the drummer who is also the lead singer. He has won drummer of the year 4 times, but still not my favouite genre of music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
Linky featuring CHB on backing vocals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Ah yes
I thought that might be called white metal or something. Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I don't see Animal Vegetable Metal on there...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha best comment
Striped metal anyone?

Edit: 'Metal with odd rusty bits'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# VERY METAL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# NOISE POLLUTION
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Clangy metal
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Ha ha
I hate genres.
It should just be "Rock etc"
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I'm sorry...what's this one mean now?
I've been on the dictionary about 5 times today.

EDIT: BAND! Oh I get it now...over thinking for a second then. Which is rare.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I think this would have just confused me more
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# HAIL VIMOD, SEETHARAMAN'S PROPHET!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Right...okay, that's cool.
I think I better get back to work
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# oops, I think we scared one away :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# No, he was just B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha, nah.
I just got overwhelmed by the craziness that is B3ta. Do you ever get that?
So I thought I'd get on with my job to take my mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# No clown metal?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Grindcore... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Are you having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# this is very metal
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# \,,/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)