I AM FRIGHTENEDOne of our friends at school was called Carl... when we couldn't find him, we'd regularly sing 'Washing machines live longer... WHERE'S CARL GONE?'
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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It's the only box in the supermarket that picks YOU up. and then smashes you against the dog food aisle.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:41,
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