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# Washing machines live... until the return of the many-angled ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# He comes
io9.com/5880105/a-tentacle-porn-anthology-to-raise-money-to-save-the-worlds-oceans
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Wowsers.
How did you find that...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# haha fantastic find
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# As luck would have it,
I've written a novella on exactly this subject, which I've just submitted. Nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# "phising url denied!"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
www.eroticanthology.com/tentacle.htm
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# argh! white text on black background!
i feels like the text burns into my retinas.

also, tentacle rape brings back bad memories for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Did Uncle Cthulhu touch you in a bad place when you were little?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# heh heh!
no, i didn't know much about manga at the time when, after watching akira, i borrowed a film from a friend.
anyway, i had a girlfriend come over after being out for the night and we decided to put it on.
it wasn't too far into the film when a huge demon started tentacle raping a young girl.
i think i died a little inside that night
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I think she gets squeezed to death
rather than raped per se. Which is OK, obviously.

Wicked, wicked film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Ia! Ia!
DREFT F'TAHGN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# FNNSH P'WRBALL
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# *goes gibberingly, though spotlessly, insane*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Have you read anything by Charles Stross?
(I've had this conversation with a few people, so aplogies if I've already harangued you on this).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Ha, yeah, I read The Jennifer Morgue not long ago.
It was kind of cool and terrible at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Did you read The Atrocity Archives first?
That's a great book. The Fuller Memorandum is a cloase second.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Nope, that's all I've read of his.
You heard of/read Shadows Over Baker Street? Holmes/Cthulhu crossover fiction! Some of its pretty good (there's a wicked one by Neil Gaiman).
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Sounds worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I AM FRIGHTENED
One of our friends at school was called Carl... when we couldn't find him, we'd regularly sing 'Washing machines live longer... WHERE'S CARL GONE?'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# It's the only box in the supermarket that picks YOU up.
and then smashes you against the dog food aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)