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# Haha, the great thing about Quorn is....
You can save yourself loads of cooking time and energy by, just not bothering and putting it straight in the bin, and make yourself a sandwich to start with...
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# a sandwich out of real meat too
with flavour!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Toooooo right there!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# infact, fuck it
let's slaughter a few baby seals

it's winter, man

it's cold!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# That sounds like more fun than the government advice of drinking plenty of hot fluids....
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# eek! hot fluids!
you could get burned!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Alcohol sounds safer..
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# "If meat is murder, is Quorn wasting police time?"
© Armando Iannucci
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Quorn is just a waste of anyones time!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Quorn murders rainforests!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Ban this sick filth now!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *makes self into a sandwich
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Don't stingey with the filling.....
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# OOOO BURN!
and fuck my stupid internet connection, bah
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# erm
the fake chicken slices are quite nice



yeah? well carry on then
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)