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# Rob bonds
I like that idea. the US gov started selling bonds to finance WW1.

I'd like to get you lot to pay for me to start a war. I think I'll send drones on the bloke at the cornershop who gave me a funny look like I was shoplifting the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Have you considered declaring war on Sealand?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# no - I'm declaring war on the bloke in the cornershop
but how bonds work basically is you get your money back PLUS interest after set time period.

Whilst I have to use your money to wage the war - then claim the assets of the cornershop to be able to pay you back and profit.

So basically you'll probably get some dented tins of beans back.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# If it's war on the bloke in the cornershop you want Rob
then take your camcorder the next time you go in there and get some footage for us all to tinker with I'm sure we'd all like to make this a mini challenge that you can enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Internet humiliation
Demoralising and degrading - psychological warfare for the 21st Century! Not a bullet need be fired, think how cheap it'd be - our brave boys™ all sitting in front of Photoshop rather than sweltering in a baking-hot desert somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# all this stuff about wars being fought by drones
makes me think 21C soldiers could be wearing Armani suits, going to a corporate HQ and spend all day at a PC unleashing death from the skies.

(Although there is problems of lag. You want your remote controlled drones controlled by operators as near as possible.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# We're only a year or two away from everyone just agreeing to use Call Of Duty to settle disputes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# You're pissing on my miiiiind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# All of the future wars will be fought in FPS games "Capture the Flag", "King of the Hill" etc.
with the enemy swearing and slagging each off over the headset "Boom headshot!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# "Do your bit to help the war effort BUY ROB BONDS NOW!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)