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# new icons are coming today
this is a pre-announcement to generate a buzz. I once read a book about marketing you see. Didn't finish it mind, it was very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Well I for one am abuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Yep, you're the number 68 to Tulse Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# i think we did a cock once
in fact I know we did because I drew it. It's the only icon I've ever drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It looks a bit like this
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# it's a modified furtive bear
not sure there's much left of the bear other than the colour scheme mind you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# \:D/
not many people use that one, fist time I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Can we have colour icons in the future
a magenta cdc would be great I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to program - in fact we do have coloured ones the halloween pumpkin is orange so why are they all black and white?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# the site is meant to be mostly monochrome
as not to clash with the crazy random colours of your photoshops
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# They are particularly random and crazy in a very zany way aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# ...and the occasional 'Real Picture®'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# eh, what picture?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# I remember monochrome...
Got me through my student days before the webternet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# yeah, Paul Simon even did a song about it, I think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It's so special days are special
Colours are for candles, Hallowe'en, Christmas...a couple of others maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I don't buy
anything these days unless it's personally endorsed by Kerry Katona
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I for one hope we get a prawn ring icon
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# each icon is made from recycled pixels taken directly from the discarded embedded jpegs of Atomic Kitten MP3 dowloads
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# you had me at recycled you seductive bastard
I'm in, where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# For your consideration
www.b3ta.com/board/10533414

(and I'd definitely pay to have one of those)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# there will be one I think you'll want actually
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I have no paypal, so what can I do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# there's bank details on the page for a transfer
but you need to send an email telling us to check as otherwise we forget. Paypal is automatic. Unless it goes wrong then you need to poke us about it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# And also fill in the details of mothers maiden name,
Date of birth,
Shoe size and eye colour.

Thank you

Nigerian Rob
/casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# in the old days when we didn't know anything about security and didn't salt and hash passwords etc
it would have been trivial to use b3ta passwords to get into loads of peoples email accounts and rob their paypals etc. (Not everyone, but some, those who'd used the same password on b3ta and other sites etc)

Lucky I didn't do that as now I'd be in prison. Or have a big house.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Well you can't do that to me!
my password here is ferrets159

and my pay pal one is 159ferrets

there's no way you could hack that by guessing!

*edit* many years ago a friend of mine got into a flame war with someone in a chat room, He put his e-mail up and he knew enough about him to "guess" his password.... anyway long story short he used the same password for everything and the guy ended up buying 1000 keyrings delivered to his home with "I am a twat" etched into them! It still shocks me to this day that my friend never got caught because he was retarded enough to do the "hacking" from his own home internet connection!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha! Prison IS a big house!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# only with more gentle bum love.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Isn't there an account number on the payment page.
Generally deposit to the account and gaz rob with a reference number works OK.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Set up a PayPal account it's pretty quick and easy
or buy Rob Premium Bonds
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Rob bonds
I like that idea. the US gov started selling bonds to finance WW1.

I'd like to get you lot to pay for me to start a war. I think I'll send drones on the bloke at the cornershop who gave me a funny look like I was shoplifting the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Have you considered declaring war on Sealand?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# no - I'm declaring war on the bloke in the cornershop
but how bonds work basically is you get your money back PLUS interest after set time period.

Whilst I have to use your money to wage the war - then claim the assets of the cornershop to be able to pay you back and profit.

So basically you'll probably get some dented tins of beans back.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# If it's war on the bloke in the cornershop you want Rob
then take your camcorder the next time you go in there and get some footage for us all to tinker with I'm sure we'd all like to make this a mini challenge that you can enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Internet humiliation
Demoralising and degrading - psychological warfare for the 21st Century! Not a bullet need be fired, think how cheap it'd be - our brave boys™ all sitting in front of Photoshop rather than sweltering in a baking-hot desert somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# all this stuff about wars being fought by drones
makes me think 21C soldiers could be wearing Armani suits, going to a corporate HQ and spend all day at a PC unleashing death from the skies.

(Although there is problems of lag. You want your remote controlled drones controlled by operators as near as possible.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# We're only a year or two away from everyone just agreeing to use Call Of Duty to settle disputes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# You're pissing on my miiiiind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# All of the future wars will be fought in FPS games "Capture the Flag", "King of the Hill" etc.
with the enemy swearing and slagging each off over the headset "Boom headshot!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# "Do your bit to help the war effort BUY ROB BONDS NOW!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Leave an old pound note in the bin outside Mornington Crescent tube station
he'll find it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# that's not my local tube
the benches outside Kentish Town station where the drunks sit maybe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I thought you could do with the exercise...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# You need to give us the "impact time" or something
so we know when to start weeing our pants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# dunno - 30 mins?
might be more as the admin page for icons often doesn't seem to work and I have to go and cry to Cr3 and ask him to help.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Tits or GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)