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# Heheh
I've just seen the scariest bin van ever. It has a huge robotic arm that can recognise the bins and grab them without the driver getting out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You do realise that come the robot revolution, that lorry will be know as a "grabber"
and people will flee it in terror...?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# It's not the grabbing that's terrifying. It's the crushing and the squeezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I've always said this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Bear with me because this is gonna be a bit long...
I've often thought that scientists should have to calculate a "skynet potential" score for any piece of research that they do.

Scores would range between 0 (no chance that this invention could aid in the development of a mutinous supercomputer) and 10 (I'm actually developing a murderous supercomputer).

Any research with a score of 5 or greater would be banned forever.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)