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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Lol
iGnome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# That's not a real gnome either.
In fact, I suspect its a faux gnome.
*runs away quickly*
EDIT: err... where did all the comments just go?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# What comments?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Classic Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You know mike, I've been thinking; that's one up to date gnome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Does not compute. Fatal exception error. Out of cheese.
*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# You see, it's a pun on iPhone.
Because it's a gnome on an iPhone- iGnome.
I didn't think it was that hard to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ahh cock, I was going to post that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Heheh
I've just seen the scariest bin van ever. It has a huge robotic arm that can recognise the bins and grab them without the driver getting out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You do realise that come the robot revolution, that lorry will be know as a "grabber"
and people will flee it in terror...?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# It's not the grabbing that's terrifying. It's the crushing and the squeezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I've always said this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Bear with me because this is gonna be a bit long...
I've often thought that scientists should have to calculate a "skynet potential" score for any piece of research that they do.

Scores would range between 0 (no chance that this invention could aid in the development of a mutinous supercomputer) and 10 (I'm actually developing a murderous supercomputer).

Any research with a score of 5 or greater would be banned forever.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# et fone da nome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)