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# Filth:
'When I was at uni we didn't do the washing up for ages' x n.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# "And when they moved out, we found that under the bed was..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
[a] Another Bed, from a time in the past.
[b] A magical gateway to another dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Oooh [b] please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# a man banging a severed head on the car roof...
hang on... thats the wrong ending...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# The ending.. no
it is merely the beginning of the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# a hot cup of tea that hadn't been there before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# A dead body.
At least in my flat, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Is this your alter-ego?
www.b3ta.com/questions/houseguests/post1032537
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Blech... that's fucking horrid, that is. D:
I no longer feel hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# By "horrid" do you really mean
"Makes me feel all sexy and gooey"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# No no no no, you're mistaking me for Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# You do look pretty similar in this light.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I get that a lot. It's this bloody knife I'm holdi- HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# An eerily tidy area...

Compared to the rest of the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Lots of old socks
hardened by a mysterious translucent goo....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Probably cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# a well-thumbed 1980s Razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# So that's where I left it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# under the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# A Rolls-Royce and 125-year-old legs of ham.
swns.com/rolls-royce-and-125-year-old-legs-of-ham-discovered-in-farmhouse-171335.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ham link toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# £1.9bn in platinum
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16847737
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# A FLOOR!!
excuse me, wrong hole.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)