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# He died in a fatal sex accident involving PVC piping, a lion, a car battery, crocodile clips and an S Club 7 poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# It's how he would have wanted it to happen.
Although in the version I heard it was a shaved leopard, not a lion. And it was a poster of the S Club 7 Juinors.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Some people reckon he's on an island somewhere, and he's coming back in 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Face it man, he's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# THE EARLY YEARS!
OH MAN I'M GONNA CRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Let those tears flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# RDLI!!
Why was you taken from us so young and so beautiful green
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# NOOOOO! He's not gone!
... if his music is still with us. :'(

Who can forget "I Rammed A Kangaroo Up The Shitter" and his collaboration with Kenny Loggins, "Let's Sell Our Piss And Call It Fosters"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I'll always remember his version of Rihanna's Umbrella on the wobble stick :(
Soundtrack to my life man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I've heard the dubstep remix to that version. It's a floorfiller!
WUBAWUBAWUBAWUBA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Did you ever see the live show where he blacked up and did a strip-tease to it?
Aw man, the crowd got so excited they had to call the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# My friend went to see it.
He came back shaking with excitement, yet had a thousand-yard-stare for the ages. All he said was "It was fucked, mate. Proper fucked."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# A true giant in the field of musical marsupial molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# T-shirts available at the lobby
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# From Topman, £50.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)