I've got a few fucking candles in my room. Give off a lovely lavender aroma.They make you high as fuck though.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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I don't let the missus have candlesNot since that unfortunate "fire" incident and BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING AGE OF ELECTRICITY
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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Fucking lavender.Can't stand that stuff. SOmething about it makes me gag.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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After being sprayed in the face by automatic air fresheners many, MANY timesI'm inclined to agree.
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Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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I got spayed by one of those once, in the sunvally toilet, (no I wasn't playing the machines just using the loo!)I was standing there peeing and heard it make a noise as it armed itself, I looked and moved to avoid it, but it got me, it was like being attacked by a triffid...
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Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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It shits you up, doesn't it?They're like a robotic version of the people in department stores that spray you with girly perfume.
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Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Haha... they should fill them with anthrax and fit them with Burberry detectors!
Sounds like one for Dragon's Den :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Fields of it smell nice at dawnbut I agree about the dried stuff
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fuscous,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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