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# There was a kid in my school who used to go through magazines and cut out everyone's eyes
turned out he was being abused at home and got taken to some kind of special school for disturbed children.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I used to scratch those group photos you'd get when you were in primary school.
Turns out if you scratched hard enough, you could make it look like fire.

Yep, that's my childhood, setting people on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# there's kerosene around
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Oh......
......is it wrong of me to message her and ask if Daddy loved her too much?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# fuck, that's scary for-real and shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# My stalker used to cut out the heads of people in the audiences at my gigs
She gave me a box of the backs of people's heads once

/qotwing
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Yikes! That's creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ten years later and she starts emailing me at my current job
it is enough to make you mentally ill yourself. I have utterly withdrawn from social networks and such
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Can't be nice, having a stalker.
I guess anyone with a certain degree of fame is destined to pick up a few fans along the way who are a bit, loose in their shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Fight fire with fire I say.
Out stalk the stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Just get them to carry your shopping for you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# You'd be no good as a fireman.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I have no degree of fame
but I've picked up a proper mental who thinks Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are coming to visit him and wants me there to film it. Seriously, Twitter just gives these people a voice.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I think the INTERNET gives these people a voice.
I used to talk to this girl from Texas, who claimed many things, like she came from Russia (can't speak a word of Russian, bullshit), knows the likes of deadmau5 and Feed Me (bullshit), and claims she's trying to turn into a man (what...)

Shame is, she was a really nice person, just all this shit got in the way.

Anyway, I'm off to bed, see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# make sure to get the wotsit before she turns into a man, innit
unless well, I don't know

I don't know anything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Yep, doesn't surprise.
Children will express it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)