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# i can ask for food, booze and coffee
but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Quiero una hamburguesa, por favor
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Also:
creo que tu madre es un pulpo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# what? my mother is a saint!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# She can be a saintly octopus, I have no problems with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# octopus is extremely tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# ¿Crees que tu madre es muy sabroso?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# ...
es está
sabroso sabrosa
</pedante>
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Isn't every mother a saintly octopus?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Your mother is certainly extremely tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I think I've spotted Henry: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16959950)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# He pops up almost as often as Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I love how the police now feel the need to warn people about the dangers of slippery ice.

In other news: the police warn people about drinking tea. It might be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Ah, but cold tea isn't hot.
Besides, people should be warned about drinking tea anyway, for it is the outpourings from the bladder of Beelzebub himself!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# HENRY LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)