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# A trio of X factor rejects are dogging in the New Forest
They're trying to daisy chain but really need a 4th person to join in and are hoping one of the assembled group of voyueristic Britain's got Talent failures will take the plunge and join in.
Simon Cowell barges his way through the crowd dragging the corpse of Louis Walsh, dropping it right on top of the group before forcing all 3 X factor dropouts to chew and swallow Louis's foetid cock and balls.
Simon gets no sexual pleasure out of this whatsoever.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I like this, but it needs something
Perhaps Sinitta could be flagellating Cowell?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Sinitta is tied to a tree nearby, naked and bleeding
as Amanda wotsit thrashes her with a cat o' brambles.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# ...and I'm spent
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# The "cat o' brambles" has probably got tits or something
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# argh
the beast stirs again
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# i cant be arsed typing, pick an old one
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# "dog or man, that's up to you"
heh!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# knowing JJ, both
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# You've certainly got a theme going
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# ha, those were the days, we were young and /board was fun
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)