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# I'm unsure how to feel about Adele.
I liked 'Somebody Like You', though thought it was the siren song of every psychotic stalker ex, but I don't know much else about her.

Should I absolutely hate her and wish her dead, or quite like her?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I quite like being almost completely unaware of her
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I like her, she seems really down to earth
but I don't like her music
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of her style of music
but she is probably one of the best female vocalists in the UK right. Also she doesn't have a brand or an image, she just sings songs well which is quite nice.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I don't know any of her music
but she seems a bit whiney as a person
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# The best way to deal with Adele
is to put on Turning Tables and then attempt to cook an elaborate meal. Things will start to go wrong and at this point, try saying some cliches like "Yes the asparagus soufflé was a risk, but at this stage you've got to pull out all the stops." Run around frantically, making sweaty frowny faces and just manage to pull the whole thing together in the end.

Then let a fat cockney and a aussie twat taste your offerings and declare you either the next Paul Bocuse or Ronald MacDonald.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# I once had a fat cockney taste what I offered her
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Battered sausage?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# My eel was well and truly jellied, I can tell you
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)