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# Starts snorting pesteside...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I found some fantastic sprays in Spain
kills the bastards instantly (think it's probably illegal here)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I resently had a squirell or rat in the loft,
so spent ages at B&Q looking at traps and poisons, they sold nothing just for spiders which I also looked for while I was there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# garden centres have some but nothing specific and costs fortune
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I ordered some sticky traps for my mum of ebay. They seemed to work pretty well.
As long as you don't mind having cardboard traps full of dead spiders around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# FUCKS SAKE B3TA!
Just typed www.3bay.co.uk to check.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# urgh shudders
they could chew their feet off and still get you when you're asleep
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Wouldn't work. They'd chew their foot off and then put their leg down again - back on the sticky trap.
They would keep trying and by the morning there would be a little legless bug which you might find more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha, bugger that! I'll stick with the pounce and squash method!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Misread that as 'ponce and squash' technique.
Envisaged you mincing around screaming until you finally pluck up the courage to batter it to death with your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Haha, I used to ponce about trying to pluck up the courage,
But learnt that while doing so they escape, which means a night of total anxiety, jumping on them bare handed is very unpleasant indeed, but from seeing it to killing it with your bare hand is only 20 seconds of fear and revoltion, folowed by relief anf joy a minute later when you wash your hands:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)