I don't know about anyone else, but my medical opinion on that injury is that he's a fucking idiot.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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My medical opinion is WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU COME TO ASK MY OPINION YOU TIT. I'M A GP.
DO YOU SEE AN X-RAY MACHINE IN MY ROOM?
NO!
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GP YOU CRETIN. NOW FUCK OFF TO A&E BEFORE I SHOUT AT YOU SOME MORE.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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Toucan; the doctor who cares.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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My patients ask for me by name.
'Ok, so I've booked you in 10.30 tuesday morning with Dr Cunt'.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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Typical bloody NHS.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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Hopefully once the reform bill goes through I will get my own x-ray machine.
And my own sexy nurse to, *cough* 'assist' me.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Yeah... assist... ;D
Like, get her to bring you coffee and print off invoices? That'd be nice.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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Malcolm Tucker as House MD
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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This would be the best thing on tv EVER.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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This.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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