Suddenly the wooden member is torn from his mouth, dislodging a selection of dentures which scatter like confetti over the tiled floor.Shouting with pain, Sir James opens his eyes just in time to see Lisa Riley's gargantuan bulk tipping backwards away from him, arms flailing for purchase before her body impacts the ground head first, her pendulous breasts falling one under each arm and bouncing thrice before settling. Her eyes close and she begins to snore, with a sound like someone pulling knotted cord through the nostril of a cardboard warthog. Turning his head to one side, his eyes roam her inert body, lingering on the sexy regions before finally spotting the lasso buried in the folds of her neck. 'Thank you, oh thank you', moans Serj Aimes, as the cattle-wrangling stranger steps forward into the light.
If you think the stranger was Dave Lee Travis, turn to 43.
If you think the stranger was Ewan McGregor, turn to 75.
(If you think the stranger was Dave Lee Travis, turn to 43.
If you think the stranger was Ewan McGregor, turn to 75.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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simply wonderful
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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