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# Congratulations, you've won £5 and a pen for sending in this article that you found.
Remember readers, we'll give £5 for every funny article you send in that we publish so send your newspaper clippings to [email protected] cos that's totally what /board is all about.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# no no, it's been changed
the faq doesn't reflect it yet though

we give 5lb's

of mixed bodily fluid.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I'll have 3lbs of blood, 1lb of wimmins milk and 0.5lbs of tears and 0.5lbs of assorted crotch scrapings please
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# yum
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# not mixed bodily fluids

5lb of purest boiling piss
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# phwoar!
The finest of all fluids!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)