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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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no no, it's been changed
the faq doesn't reflect it yet though
we give 5lb's
of mixed bodily fluid.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:06,
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I'll have 3lbs of blood, 1lb of wimmins milk and 0.5lbs of tears and 0.5lbs of assorted crotch scrapings please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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yum
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:18,
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not mixed bodily fluids
5lb of purest boiling piss
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:50,
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phwoar!
The finest of all fluids!
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53,
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