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# That's right. Spoil the magic.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
Right has the world gone mad ...
WTF has it got to do with anything....
COCKIN COCK HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR ASS!
YOUR ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# ONCE AGAIN THEY ARE PROBING ALL TIME MY ASS
Also, for in
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# DAT ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# HIS ASS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Where is GMOS thesedays?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8Ij0xd-Xs&list=UURNZkSxp117mZL_nT2DSlWA&index=13&feature=plcp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# chilling, little bit of illing
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Spilling killings for a shilling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Congratulations, you've won £5 and a pen for sending in this article that you found.
Remember readers, we'll give £5 for every funny article you send in that we publish so send your newspaper clippings to [email protected] cos that's totally what /board is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# no no, it's been changed
the faq doesn't reflect it yet though

we give 5lb's

of mixed bodily fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I'll have 3lbs of blood, 1lb of wimmins milk and 0.5lbs of tears and 0.5lbs of assorted crotch scrapings please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# not mixed bodily fluids

5lb of purest boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# phwoar!
The finest of all fluids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's kinda weird
that I saw the date and thought 'that's a mocked-up date from the future'
Then I realised it's today's date.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# The FUTURE is HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# True stuff
everyonesgothandheldcommunicatordeviceslikeoutofstartrekandeverything!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Well said
no one give me mine yet any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Computer: ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# A sign you are officially old.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxFZH6naIDM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# My grandson read this article, you fiend.

My grandson!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# My grandson saw this too! My grandson!!
I hope he is ashamed of himself

How on earth do I explain this to my Grandson!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# People aren't taking our grandsons into account on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Don't they realise just how important they are!
My grandson for god's sake! MY GRANDSON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# What abouit people like me, who don't have grandsons, but if they did, THEY COULD HAVE READ THIS ARTICLE??
You insensitive cunt.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# indeed
if you had a grandson

HE COULD HAVE SEEN IT!

YOUR GRANDSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I feel we need to find a way of preventing such a thing from happening ever again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad!
that's what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I actually have a grandson.
In fact I have 4 and a grand daughter and I'm happy to say none of them read this article but it was a bloody close call. Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# And aren't we all, in a biblical sense or other, grandsons?

This place is going straight to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# You do not have a grandson
that suggests sexy intercourses.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# phew!!
that WAS close
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# dodged a fucking humanity ELE bullet there huh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# WAILAAPOYP?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Quietly excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# My grandson saw your throbbing boat puncture!

My grandson!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# My grandson burst into flames!
TWICE!

MY GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# It is an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)