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# :)
The world will end on Mar-14th
J/K -- we have just over 9 more months before our DNA clocks end and we all mutate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# think you'll find it's feb 15th 2013 that is the new end of the world
and this one is a bit more scientific

rt.com/news/paint-asteroid-earth-nasa-767/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# eek!
I blame Obama
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# for some reason the west isn't reporting it but it is on the nasa NEO list
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
# o-O WTF is Catnipppppp called Robert Fukishima?
Robert Fukishima March 04, 2012, 20:12 0
I believe that this is occurring as a result of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakan's meeting with the aliens that occurred just after his election. The so-called asteroid is actually a space ship loaded with atomic particles, with DNA alterations that will only affect jews, that will detonate over Isreal. This will be followed by a plague that results fom the rotting carcasses of the jews enhanced by a DNA altered bacteria aimed at white republican voters. Obama will become king and Queen Michelle will rule from their thrones in Kenya. The only hope we have will be to gentically alter the DNA of all Americans with Bush genes which will allow the continuation of mankind as is so Bush can take blame for the rest of eternity, or the Mayan calendar is right, whichever comes first. All hail King Obama.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# dis guy must be a alien or sutin
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# He knoes 2 much! I'm callin' alien on dis guy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Well, if you make up the evidence, then look at it
it all makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# hmmm
you've just described www.prisonplanet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I was just looking for that link.
I saw it linked on Facebook but didn't have chance to see if it was true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# yeah it's true :(
here are the nasa read outs

neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2012da14.html
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# There's suppose to be an even bigger one in 2040 that comes pretty close or might even impact.
pretty scary thought maybe the Human race will go the way of the dinosaurs :/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# you can map neo orbits on
ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2012+DA14;orb=1

you see where the lines meet, that's where we all fry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# we're all going to die!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# well that was obvious anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# sweet,
that means i won't need to buy my wife a birthday present
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I'm wondering if I risk not getting a valentines day card
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Get her a card with an Asteroid on it saying
"We're fucked, so we might as well fuck!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)